My Afro Poem...

I have an afro.

To Black people: Yes, I comb it.
To White people: No, you can't touch it
To South Asian People: It's naturally like this
To Queer People: Yes, I know I'm a diva *2 snaps*.
To unassuming city dwelling hipster cum writer for the daily newspaper: No, the fro doesn't mean that I'm a f*cking aspiring urban (read "rap") artist.

I just have an afro.